NAME: Chris Mckelvey
FROM: Bangor (N.Ireland)
WHAT I HAVE TO SAY...
Yes, hello there. I have to convey my immense pleasure at being on this website and living with these 3 fine individuals. My forte is telling jokes incorrectly and supporting the Irish rugby team. I also like being sick in blue buckets. I am homophobic and dislike foreigners but love a good roast beef dinner with plenty of English mustard.
That is all I have to say right now.
Here is my lovely girlfriend, Rachel. You may recognise her as the girl who looked really stupid on "Family Fortunes". This is some feat.
Rachel is only 3 foot 2 and claims to have a Norwegian grandmother.
Yes and here is my good friend Tim. He hasn't had a girlfriend for 17 months and would appreciate any offers. E-mail = email@example.com I keep telling him to shave off the stupid moustache but he rather likes it.
His dream ambitions are to see Leicester City bankrupt and to have a pint with Dennis Wise
Yes I would just like to update this as young Tim was very successful the other evening with a young lady called Diane who is 20. Apparently he did quite well considering the length of absence from the scene of the crime. If you would now like to congratulate Tim please e-mail him at the above address.
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